Showing posts with label Facebook. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Facebook. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

so happy: Classy Girls Keep it Quiet.


Unless you want to exude trashiness, learn to keep the evidence of your party-princess ways to yourself. Every girl has had a couple nights out for the record books. However, keeping those adventures to yourself is what differentiates you from the Jersey Shore set. And, since you are who you associate with, make sure to treat your besties’ dirt like it is your own.  After all, one bad mobile upload trumps ten pretty pics.

So skinny. So rich. So happy.
xx
Veida

Monday, March 26, 2012

so happy: Only Desperate Girls Post Pics of their New Gear.


Posting pictures of your new purchases on Facebook is gauche. It screams hungry and you should never do it. The ONLY exception to this rule is posting pictures of funny items. For instance, posting a picture of a tee shirt with humorous slogan is totally acceptable. On the flipside, posting a picture of your new Alexander Wang tee is not acceptable. If you don’t see the difference, you don’t deserve to wear designer clothing. Not to mention, as soon as someone mobile uploads a picture of you, the world will get to see that new Chanel bag. 

So skinny. So rich. So happy.
xx
Veida

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

so happy: Slutty Snapshots are Funny.


Sometimes, even the classiest of girls, aren’t so classy in the bedroom. Add a couple cocktails into the equation and some of them could make Jenna Jameson blush. This being said, your Facebook pics should never reflect the fact that you swallow. Everyone FB stalks. No matter how good you think you look, you just look stupid. No, they are not jealous. They are laughing at you. After all, nothing says washed up like mobile uploading a slutty bathroom self-portrait. Keep the pics tasteful and refined (somewhat) and you’ll never be the topic of an “OH EM GEE” group-text again.

So skinny. So rich. So happy.
xx
Veida