Wednesday, February 29, 2012

so happy: Slutty Snapshots are Funny.


Sometimes, even the classiest of girls, aren’t so classy in the bedroom. Add a couple cocktails into the equation and some of them could make Jenna Jameson blush. This being said, your Facebook pics should never reflect the fact that you swallow. Everyone FB stalks. No matter how good you think you look, you just look stupid. No, they are not jealous. They are laughing at you. After all, nothing says washed up like mobile uploading a slutty bathroom self-portrait. Keep the pics tasteful and refined (somewhat) and you’ll never be the topic of an “OH EM GEE” group-text again.

So skinny. So rich. So happy.
xx
Veida



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