Tuesday, February 7, 2012

so skinny: Say No to Shots.


If the trashiness factor alone is not reason enough for you to stop taking shots, you should really consider the other major ramification of partying college style. Next time you’re out and about, consider the following scenario:

You’re sitting at your weekly ladies night sipping on a vodka soda. All is well in the Land of Party-Princesses. Fast-forward two hours. Like clockwork, one of your BFFs orders a round of Patron shots. The next thing you know, you’re that girl. From there, you hop in a cab. Suddenly you feel the urge to ask the cabbie to take you to the nearest drive-thru.  Finally after a grueling cab-ride, you make it home (fast-food in hand). You eat whatever you didn’t devour while in the cab and you pass out. The next morning and about 2000 calories later, you wake up with a wicked hangover. The only thing that is going to get you through the day is a shit-ton of carbs.  Repeat this for a couple weeks and the only thing you’ll be wearing to your next ladies night is a caftan. Had you said no to the shots, you’d probably be able to wear your J Brands.

So skinny. So rich. So happy.
xx
Veida

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