Valentine’s Day has arrived. Whether you’re single, married or somewhere blissfully in-between, keep the following in mind and you’ll get through the big day with your waistline in tact:
Heart-shaped chocolates are like emotionally unavailable ex-boyfriends. As you know, emotionally unavailable ex-boyfriends don’t love you. So, you in turn don’t love emotionally unavailable ex-boyfriends. The same goes for the heart-shaped chocolates. Heart-shaped chocolates don’t love you and you don’t love them. And, just like you’ll regret calling your ex, you’ll regret every single bite you took of the heart-shaped chocolates.
So skinny. So rich. So happy.
xx
Veida
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