You need me. You may not think you do, but at the end of the day, I am paying you a huge service. This year, I turn thirty. Yes, that’s right, thirty. I know, you’re thinking to yourself, “What does it mean to me that this bitch is turning thirty?” Well, this is what it means---I am full of advice. That’s right, I am full of tons and tons of unsolicited advice. Stay tuned for a wealth of knowledge. Also, make sure you're not that person who hears the word ‘advice’ and goes out of her way to do the polar opposite. Just stop. You need this. This isn’t your mom’s advice. This isn’t your best friends advice. This isn’t your therapist’s advice. This is the truth.
So skinny. So rich. So happy.
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